I want to be mad about Stephanie Meyer’s “Life and Death” but honestly i am just so impressed. She wrote a gender swap AU of her own book and then published it… the nerve, the audacity, to pull off a scam this ridiculous, it’s inspired! I want to shake her hand
Do you have any advice for aspiring writers?
Reread favorite books as if you are taking apart a clock.
Reblog if you’re part of the ‘I read a lot of fan fiction and now I have a bizarrely accurate judgement of how long it takes me to read a particular number of words’ squad
People: This book is 500 pages long.
Me: I have no idea what that means. What’s the wordcount?
homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”
mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’
“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”
“shit. let’s be santa”
“Strider fuck off, and by fuck off I mean fuck off right back over here you insufferable prick.”
“i’m 13 u egg”
“Well shit. That’s a hell of a mystery. No one thought was a mystery. And didn’t even really need solving. But damn if it didn’t just get solved. So nice work.”
someone took the original video off of youtube, but luckily dailymotion has us covered

Want something relaxing to watch? Here is a 10-minute video showing the traditional “yuzen” paste-resist dye process, from design sketches to basted kimono.
me: starts crying
someone else: what’s wrong
me: this is just something that happens
