Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!
hes from an alternate timeline
the McDogs man actually proves the multiverse theory
I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing
Toei animator, 1992: Hey you accidentally coloured Sailor Mercury’s glove wrong just here
Second animator: Dude it’s one tween frame in a kid’s anime. It’ll be on-screen for less than a second. who the hell is going to notice
Me, 2015: Guess what, asshole
EY FATTY BOOM BOOM 