word is that The Cursed Child involves time travelling shenanigans with Voldemort’s daughter so if Mrs-Dracey-Malfoy from Harrypotterfanfiction.net could send me a formal apology for the review of my 2004 fanfiction “uuuh highly unlikely Voldemort would have a kid…” that would be great. I’ll be waiting.
More from Luo Yang, chronicler of modern Chinese youth, depicting a generation of women that don’t ascribe to Western stereotypes or the expectations of their elders.
i hate when a man does something problematique™ and another man is like “that wasnt a man, that was a boy” to distance himself from the fuckery…like no thats a MAN just like you! same genus, same species, same pokemon type!
@randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant
OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO…. DUDE… DUDE NO”
this plant is, in fact, a cattail (Typha genus, probably either Typha latifolia or Typha angustifolia). what’s ironic about this person’s encounter is that almost every single part of the cattail is edible– the rhizomes are starchy and, although tough, can be made into a nutritious flour; the stems can be peeled and used like asparagus; the pollen can be gathered and used to extend or supplement flour; and even the green flower spikes can be boiled and eaten like corn-on-the-cob, so this person sort of had the right idea.
the thing is, what this person has in their photo is a BROWN flower spike, meaning that it’s starting to go to seed and is probably a tasteless mouthful of either fiber or fluff. regardless of whether the post is a joke or serious, out of all the edible parts of the cattail, op managed to pick one of the ONLY parts of the plant that isn’t. and i still can’t get over that.
As a side note, rubbing that part of the plant makes an absolutely ridiculous amount of fluff come out (which is how it disperses the seeds). I highly recommend it but it’s probably best to do that when no one else is around
are you saying i can jack off this plant and it will nut
when he calls you a twink but you’re really a twunk
what he says: I’m fine
what he means: Honestly the idea of men not being able to have emotions other than anger is really upsetting and an issue that needs to be addressed in our society. The hyper masculinity in our society that we teach to male children starting right as they are able to speak is an issue, we should be teaching kids that feelings are okay and that they should be able to express themselves in a healthy manner instead of bottling it up because “crying isn’t manly”
EY FATTY BOOM BOOM 