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officialghostfucker:

sunkenyachtclub:

A Five Guys restaurant but instead of hype shit on the walls it’s all just photocopied newspaper articles of people that went missing after eating Five Guys

If you go far enough in the back of the restaurant the articles are from days that haven’t happened yet

Game Show Host: Congratulations! You just won a lifetime supply of tangerines!!
Me: But you only gave me one tangerine…
Game Show Host, pulling out a gun: Yep!

professorpineapple:

professorpineapple:

“you’re an art model does that mean you’re NAKED?”
“yeah”
“whoa….those lucky artists ;)”

…buddy.

idk who started the idea that life drawing classes have anything sexy going on like. there’s at least ten people in the room and we’re all tired and covered in charcoal.

the dude in front who’s staring at my boobs has been trying to get the shading right for 10 minutes. he’s almost out of paint. he is crying.