me, after all these years: *still feels a vague, faint flicker of homestuck in my cold, dead heart whenever thinking about my astrological sign, every time*
checking my facebook is really reassuring bc seeing the shit the monarchist guy i went to high school with posts really puts things in perspective for me. like i unquestionably have a lot to learn/study regarding politics and how the world works in general but At Least I’m Not That Guy
Monk was forced to leave the rest of the page empty, drew a picture of a cat and cursed the creature with the following words:
“Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.”
[Here is nothing missing, but a cat urinated on this during a certain night. Cursed be the pesty cat that urinated over this book during the night in Deventer and because of it many others [other cats] too. And beware well not to leave open books at night where cats can come.]
circumstances: if courage loses muriel dies, if scooby loses then shaggy dies
discuss
scooby is a gluttonous heathen who cares for nothing but the contents of his stomach
counter: scooby eats courage
Courage would traverse the depths of Scooby’s stomach and find a way to get out and enact justice upon him. Courage has defeated stronger beasts than Scooby in order to save Muriel
Courage continuously surmounts his cowardice, whereas Scooby has only ever captured a monster through happenstance. Courage is more than ready to kill for his owner, and owes more to Muriel than Scooby does to Shaggy.
EY FATTY BOOM BOOM 