shittyaus:

random aus to consider though:

• we pulled an all nighter trying to play monopoly and i think i may have confessed some weird shit

• i got so emotional during that movie that i didn’t notice i was gripping your hand i’m so sorry

• your the lead in the play and im just the person painting the backdrops but role is hilarious and i have to stop myself from watching and laughing at you

• this is some fifteen hour flight to goddamn australia and there is a very cute flight attendant on this plane

• we’re in an orchestra and you’re a strings whilst i play brass and i think we both take our rivalries too seriously

• we’re the leading actors in a play/movie/show and during my performance i accidentally punched you in the face and i really hope i didnt wreck that gorgeous face of yours

• we’re in a class and i sit behind and all you ever do during the lessons is watch cat videos and youtube and it’s extremely distracting

funnyanimeshit:

dragondicks:

my mum showed me a tv show she likes where boyfriends are put in charge of organising their weddings and the girlfriends are sent away and not allowed to give input so it’ll be a surprise and like, the majority of the episodes turn out with the woman being weirded out and sometimes even unhappy with the results?? and im just there like, do these people know each other?? do straight couples actually have conversations and get to know each other before they get married because this is heavily suggesting otherwise

averagefairy:

why do we assume the aliens are more intelligent than us like what if they fucked up their planet too with war and politics and crocs and they think we’re better and more evolved but once they get here they realize we’re not and we’re all just idiot babies in this shit universe 

adriofthedead:

a-redharlequin:

roxxygoetz:

journieuniverse:

kenzieisscience:

just-shower-thoughts:

Somebody had to actually dig the holes in the movie ‘Holes’.

that’s what interns are for

Builds character

His name is Tim Everett.

He plotted all of the holes in “Holes” using 3D modeling. He also supervised the production of all the lizards in the same movie.

He built the storm in “The Perfect Storm” and now he’s the Hollywood go-to guy for water effects. The whirlpool in Pirates of the Caribbean? Tim fucking Everett. They asked for him by name.

He’s the man who taught me how to model mountains and light caves. He showed me how to frame a scene in classical 3-field vignetting. He is a hard ass when it comes to lazy work, and he is one of the most amazing artists I have ever had the pleasure to present my work to.

That someone believes some poor intern had to dig all those holes is a testament to his work. Tim Everett is an environmental guru.

Someone did dig all of those holes.

His name is Tim Everett.

Holy crap. Now that’s dedication.