The thing that bugs me about the whole “do you trust me?” gotcha question is that it’s equivocating different senses of the word “trust”. That you can trust in a person’s loyalty or moral character doesn’t necessarily mean you can trust their judgement or situational awareness – I know some perfectly lovely people who are also complete dumbasses.
aries: “bundle of nerves”
taurus: songfic
gemini: anal sex w/o lube
cancer: eye color compared to gemstone
leo: announced pov switches
virgo: spelled out moaning
libra: “weeping cock”
scorpio: mary sue
sagittarius: “ring of muscle”
capricorn: character’s appearance described in extreme detail
aquarius: obvious americanisms in british dialogue/excessive british slang
pisces: summary consists entirely of questions
1st letter of my name:
2nd letter of my name:
1st letter of my mom’s name:
2nd letter of my mom’s name:
1st letter of my dad’s name:
2nd letter of my dad’s name:
My child’s name would be…
my name is naomi
my mum’s name is ruth
my dad’s name is tom
MY CHILD WOULD BE CALLED FUCKING NARUTO
me: *ruins every family meal by arguing about social issues*
Everyone can tell you what a turkey looks like, they have become ubiquitous symbols of the Thanksgiving season and can be found in any number of forms. Most people don’t know that there is another species of turkey, Meleagris ocellata, the Ocellated Turkey that is found in Guatemala. This is really a beautiful bird and I would love to have a few of these as lawn ornaments some day.
EY FATTY BOOM BOOM 