I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle’👍
“if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me”
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“Two” shots of vodka
me
This wins the award for the most extra thing I’ve seen on my dashboard today lol
the stunt of the century

me: *catches myself being judgmental*
me to me: i did not raise u this way
Radha | Shreya Goshal, Udit Naryan | Student of the Year soundtrack
Because everyone is secretly or otherwise obsessed with this song
Perfect magnets
Fun story: One of the first things I was taught as an astronomy student is that, if you want to be a dick to someone giving a presentation, ask them “and how do the magnetic fields play into this?” and they will invariably say “fuck you I don’t know” because no one understands magnetic fields they are black magic.
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What the fuck
I’m screening
My sister punches my phone everytime I show her this












