have you ever kink shamed your own kink in order to make your friends think you didn’t have it so you could seem not as fucked up as you actually are.

also, regarding my trip to curitiba this weekend: on the first day of the tests it was like raining a LOT and it was super cold, and when i got to the front gate a bunch of kids from the medical school were waiting with umbrellas and greeting everyone that was arriving and offering water bottles/black spherographic pens it was so sweet

Me anytime a sex scene takes place in a show/movie: This is literally the most unnecessary thing can we not

signs as songs from shrek

fabstrology:

aries; bad reputation by joan jett

taurus; i’m a believer by smash mouth

gemini; funkytown by lipps inc

cancer; hallelujah by rufus wainwright

leo; live and let die by paul mccartney & wings

virgo; changes by butterfly boucher & david bowie

libra; ever fallen in love by pete yorn

scorpio; it is you (i have loved) by dana glover

sagittarius; livin’ la vida loca by antonio banderas & eddie murphy

capricorn; holding out for a hero by jennifer saunders

aquarius; all star by smash mouth

pisces; accidentally in love by counting crows

sebastiandebeste:

*hears a single word from a foreign language that i know* Wow. haha not to toot my own horn or anything but did you guys know that you are in the presence of a sophisticated linguist

searchingdistantskies:

vinebest:

this is the most classic vine ever

I seriously fucking cant

(Source: http://searchingdistantskies.tumblr.com/)

thebestoftumbling:

the dream

hauntjolras:

I keep seeing all this very interesting memeological discourse about the Great Meme Depression 2k15 but I think y’all are going about it all the wrong way.
Y’all are treating memes like they are a physical commodity that operates as part of an internet economy. Y’all are concocting capitalist metaphors to describe something that is ultimately spiritual.
Memes have a life force of their own, a unique way of being, and they descend upon us and ascend at will. No amount of meme studies will truly be able to predict the life of a meme, from where they come or when they leave us. Is this not the failing of corporate use of memes? Their attempt to understand and harness a force of nature? Let the meme be free! Be patient and still, with open eyes and an open heart, and the meme will come unto you, and the meme will make its ascension again when its work is done.
Memes are not currency, folks. Memes are errant gods.