
“Hi bony Alien!”
Aww!
a minor inconvenience: *happens*
me:
i dont wanna go back to school aaaaaa
“live fast, die young. bad girls do it well” I sing as I organize my sock drawer before going to bed at 9:30pm on a Friday night

me, when literally anything happens: maybe it’s a sign
Face mask: leave on for 10-20 minutes
Me: *leaves it on for 3 weeks 5 days and 20 hours*
pros of being adult:
- absolutely nobody is here stopping me from living on garlic baguettes and coca cola four days straight
cons of being adult:
- absolutely nobody is here stopping me from living on garlic baguettes and coca cola four days straight