pixelpikablue:

what does a robot do after a one night stand?

he nuts and bolts

Do you vagueblog about me, sir?

I do vagueblog, sir.

Do you vagueblog about me, sir?

(aside) Will I receive a callout if I say aye
(aside) Yes

No, sir, I do not vagueblog at you sir; but I vagueblog, sir.

kaeveeoh:

when life responsibilities are hitting full force and you just dont care

lemon-soju:

i support u lazy gay snake

azurexdragoon:

jimfear138

arosary:

you know that mood where you just can’t think straight and you don’t know why and you’re in this foggy abyss where you can’t make any decisions or function at the level demanded for daily interaction and action and all you can do is zone out and let other people do things around you as they wonder why you’re staring blankly at walls as if your soul was removed

triptrippy:

theyr’e cute

having memory issues like

friend: remember that time when you said/did this thing?
me: not at all, but that totally sounds like me

tastefulheels:

me: *sets the bar really low*
a man: *slides right under it*