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thethespacecoyote:

Everyone talks about 2011/2012 Homestuck-era Tumblr as being a shit show but like

Remember circa January 2014 Tumblr when part of the site was wrapped up in drama about a proposed Bear and Cop animated series and the another part wanted a humanized clock and notepad to fuck, while another part fought about how the human designs of said clock and notepad were too hetero

That was interesting

bisexuwhalepride:

bisexuwhalepride:

sexymounties:

bisexuwhalepride:

sapphicsugar:

bisexuwhalepride:

sapphicsugar:

bisexuwhalepride:

you know you’re messed up when you’re looking forward to joining a lettuce club

Please explain

okay so the school i want to go to has this thing called a lettuce club. In the lettuce club, you meet once a year and, in this meeting, you have an hour to eat an entire head of lettuce (sometimes there’s ranch, mostly there isn’t). whoever eats the lettuce the fastest is the leader of the lettuce club and has to set up the meeting for next year. 

apparently it’s supposed to make you hate lettuce but honestly that’s just a small side effect for one of the weirdest clubs i’ve heard of in my entire life

…what does one do in the lettuce club?😨 besides race to eat lettuce.

no that’s the entire meaning of the lettuce club

But surely it’s not necessary? Like, lettuce is objectively bad and pointless? Who needs to do this to dislike it? 

they do it for the kicks and the sheer power of eating a head of lettuce in less than an hour. the kid who wins gets their name out there.

my friend told me that she never wants to see lettuce again, though.

here’s a pic from here of the club and the school

They also have a fight club and a club where they do shakespearian renditions of star wars movies

thehypnobunny:

the-late-adopter:

shitifindon:

drethelin:

ozymandias271:

what does “men who adhere to strict gender binary” even mean tho

NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THAT’S THE POINT! AARRRGGH! 

NOOOOO OOOOONE…. ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON!

Originally posted by clarabellecow

when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line

“noooo oooone… adjksjfksfjslenry like Gaston!”

and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental voice becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue

no one’s droll like gaston
no one’s swole like gaston
no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston

I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy
My what a guy that gastooon

scumbugg:

afatbabe:

afatbabe:

If you’re not noticed, you’re still valid.

Like, if no ones gonna read it, you should still write it.

If no ones gonna see it, you should still do it.

If no ones gonna hear you, you should still say it.

You’re not measured by how people react to you.

You’re not measured by how people react to you.

fuckboyaham:

cas-the-cutie:

fuckboyaham:

i want people to start making Hamilton ocs like just iNVENT A FOUNDING FATHER just fUCKING MAKE UR OWN AMERICAN HISTORY self insert where u wrote part of the constitution

Hi my name is Yorkshire Philadelphia Virginia Willamette Laurens and I was born in New York (that’s how I got my name). I have short blonde hair I keep under a powdered wig and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Marie Antoinette (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to John Laurens but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I have pale white skin. I’m also a genius, and I drafted the entire US constitution by myself (I’m seventeen). Stupid men are trying to steal my work. I’m a girl (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love boys clothes and I always wear them. For example today I was wearing a black shirt with a matching waistcoat and black leather pants, pink stockings and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside the Constitutional Convention. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of stupid men stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

This is exactly what I had in mind nice