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blinkingkills:

matereya:

it was a lot funnier in my head

¯_(ツ)_/¯
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this is the barista au i need

cactiheart:

succulents // nancyhoang

me: *wants person to ask if I’m okay bc I want to vent*
person: are you okay?
me: yes I am fINE just tired:))

seriousjones:

why are people so impressed with kangaroo pouches? oh wow, an animal has a built-in place to store things. you ever heard of a butthole

itscallingtoyou:

fn-6969:

ARE YOU FU CKIG KIDDING mE

Mark Hamill confirmed for dad joke hell

god i think i fucked up one of my college entrance exams’ application

chrrist:

Spotting dogs on the tube is like finding gold at the end of the rainbow and you’ll find every person in the carriage gawking at the dog until they get off

obscuruslupa:

my heart exploded

scalestails:

She knocked over a box of recyclables and loafed in it.

sankontesu:

Can you imagine if when Inuyasha was stuck to the tree some village kids would be all Finding Nemo “touch the butt” about it and slowly creep as close as possible to touch him.