jakegyllencallme:

metalhearted:

Puppy reacts to getting hicups!

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dogs are so pure. i cant even believe this small little thing is barking at its own little stomach for creating hiccups inside of him.

MY SWEET CHILD

ppl: ur so talented i wish i could draw
me: ive been practicing for ten years
ppl: no but like… ur talented
me: no ive been practicing for ten years

fvckedupkids:

blackumi:

See these feets?

NO THESE FEETS!

this kitten looks like its about to whip

the bisexual struggle

me: *sees pretty girl* oh no what if im actually gay and ive been lying to myself and everyone this whole time for attention
me: *sees pretty boy* oh no what if im actually straight and ive been lying to myself and everyone this whole time for attention
me: *sees pretty girl* oh no what if im

wilwheaton:

davromega:

wilwheaton:

fituring:

neverexisted:

A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.

Now that’s a lot of information to swallow

Now someone needs to calculate the average data transfer speed.

It all happens in about 10 seconds, so about 158.75 TB/sec, but there is a buffering issue and the software to initiate the transfer takes a while to download.

Thank you, davromega. You are the hero we need.

Bodleian Library wants you to color their collections!

theaebarber:

libraryjournal:

sca-nerd:

icka-notes:

conservethis:

The University of Oxford’s famous Bodleian Library has just released a free coloring book featuring images from their collection. You can download a PDF of the coloring book here.

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“An opportunity to join in with the current colouring trend and apply your colouring skills to images from our collections. We’ve provided a colouring book to get you started, but feel free to use our online resources to find your own. Don’t forget to share your final product on social media with the hashtag #ColorOurCollections!

“

There are about 30 Museums doing #ColorOurCollections Week. There’s a full list of them on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/NYAMHistory/lists/colorourcollections/members

Okay, first of all… COLORING! Secondly, this would be handy for scribes.

The coloring trend goes medieval!

Um, HECK YES.

vastderp:

lizardlicks:

modeseven777:

certifiedhypocrite:

littlempathy:

what a strange dog

That a wiener dog? A dachshund?

uwaaaaaaaaa

@vastderp @rainbowbarnacle

from the chirping, i would say it’s some kind of sparrow.

splendidland:

darkarfs:

splendidland:

cum-vaper:

splendidland:

splendidland:

the main thing that i realized recently is that boba fett sucks, he’s a bumbling clown, and if the prequels ruined his character it doesn’t matter at all because he’s a dipshit

me: all he does is stand around watching a strip show, then immediatly gets his gun cut in half and sent flying into the Suck Pit. i don’t understand why this character is popular
also me: IG-88 is the coolest character in star wars

Boba Fett survived the Sarlac Pit and was canonically considered the fiercest bounty hunter in the galaxy.

Boba Fett died down there and was dissolved away like a soft biscuit for a baby.

He doesn’t even catch Han. He follows Han until they get to Cloudtown, where VADER catches Han. And then when Han unfreezes, he doesn’t even try to shoot at him. He aims his dumb wrist at something hundreds of yards away while a half-blind Han is standing next to him. Then Han shoots him the jetpack BY ACCIDENT and he rockets into a wall like Wile E. Coyote except screaming like a wiener and falls into the only place around for hundreds of miles that is a sentient death pit and not just sand.

Boba Fett’s popularity makes NO sense, he sucks and is a loser.

i drew some fanart of this unthreatening bozo

dicaeopolis:

difference between jealousy and envy

jealousy:

you already possess something

someone else is encroaching on your possession of it

you are afraid that something of yours will be taken by someone else

envy:

crop top

androgynous

palm tree hair

shapeshifter

killed maes hughes