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Baroque

Baroque, the Portuguese phrase for “irregular stone or peal”, was a religious propagandist art movement which originated in Rome and spanned from the years 1590 to 1720. This movement “reflected the religious tensions of the age” as it was using “art as a weapon in the religious wars.” At the time, the Catholic Church in Rome wished to reassert itself in the wake of the Protestant Reformation. Due to this, it is not surprising that Baroque is so often noted for its religious grandeur. These tended to be huge works of art, illustrated with Catholic biblical elements and mythology, iconography, and aimed to invoke intense emotion. Baroque would often aim to be very theatrical, and techniques such as tenebrism (dramatic illumination) and chiaroscuro (also contrasting light and dark) were developed for its purpose.

Popular artists of this time and movement famously included Rembrandt (1606-1669) and Guercino (1591-1666), and female artists, Artemisia Gentileschi (1593-1653) and Judith Leyster (1609-1660). Some artists were involved with different “categories” similar of the Baroque nature, such as the Dutch Golden Age painting, which has little religious art and focused more on landscape or still life painting.

Eventually Baroque would be replaced by the more superficial movement, Rococo.

Above: 

Caravaggio, Judith Beheading Holofernes, c.1599

i just moved to texas like two weeks ago and i am overwhelmed by all of the texas things, like, i went to HEB and there was cheese shaped like texas i was crying??

luxwing:

shithowdy:

littlebearie:

mermaidkaila:

memedaddy-signless:

stratosphericstrawberryslimexlr:

equius:

prospitans:

maid-of-heart:

sleepyspoonie:

like other states make fun of texas but they genuinely fail to grasp how texan texas is we have texas shaped everything

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texas shaped gravestones

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texas shaped mirrors

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texas shaped cheese

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texas shaped pools

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texas shaped glasses

honestly i could go on tldr is that if you can think of it you can probably buy it shaped like texas

What about texas shaped eggs?

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texas shaped eggs

and since youre here for breakfast why not sit down and have some

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texas shaped waffles

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texas shaped toast

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and a texas shaped cup to hold your drink!

i can’t make this up

this post makes me cry bcuz i live here now

WELCOME TO TEXAS

From my personal collection:

Texas Shaped party trays

Texas Shaped stepping stones at a Hospital

Texas Shaped cookie cutters

Not Texas-shaped but just marvel at these

And not from my own photographs:

Texas Shaped Pizza

Texas Shaped chips

Texas Shaped Chocolates

As someone who’s lived here almost 25 years I can confirm: Texas has NO chill.

Having lived in Texas hella long, it weirds me out that other states don’t have this

This isn’t normal? lol

@irritatedhiss

I can confirm that all of this is 100% accurate, I’ve seen most of this, and im surprised no one listed the birdbaths

note the boots

also, hate the crust on ur PB&J but wanna show how much u fuckin love texas too? Get this piece of shit and ruin ur life

Not good enough? HOW ABOUT A GODDAMN TEXAS FUCKIN SINK

OR A TEXAS TABLE

or something completely useless

i hate this state please help me