idc what you say about amber rose!
her child wanted a skeleton for christmas, and instead of just giving him expensive clothes and toys.
she gave him a friend for life, and she is so proud of him
she is mom goals
I hope he thanks mr skeltal every day for good calcium
You’re a man and you’re young
I say
Young man!
Young man young man so young
Help me
Young man!
Don’t know how the song goes
But this
Next! Line! Has! Some! Pauses!
it’s fun to stay at the
SPELL OUT A WORD
it’s fun to stay at the
WAVE BOTH YOUR ARMS
isn’t the potato a “superfood”? like can’t you live on potatoes and like, milk? how can we make potatoes become exotic.
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oh Darth Maul’s an alien I always thought he was just really committed to his aesthetic
my #1 hair advice to girls is just. cut it all off. try a pixie cut at least once.
“ohh but I don’t have the face for one”
okay but 90% of men have equally short hair and nobody tells them they “don’t have the face for it”.
free yourself. try a pixie cut.
luke: *gazes happily as force ghosts of obi-wan, yoda, and anakin appear* *gasps as another ghost comes into view, wearing a beautiful ornate designer gown*
luke: who… are you?
padme: i am your mother, luke… my spirit lives in on in you, and in your fashion sense.
luke: *overcome with emotion, crying* m-mother?
padme: are you wearing…
luke: the chanel boots? *sniffs* yeah. i am.
padme: *softly* my child…
EY FATTY BOOM BOOM 