me to my significant other: you should watch this show
s/o: yeah maybe
me: let me rephrase that, if you value this relationship-

social-cap1tal:

Capitalists: It’s human nature for a small number of individuals to take control of the planet’s fresh water supply and demand that people pay in order to use it.

drakeimpala:

ppl freaking out over bernie being like “Excuse me, I am talking” when clinton tried interrupting him during the debate…..have u ever watched a republican debate before. 99% sure ted cruz almost murdered donald trump right there on the spot for interrupting him the other night, just like he did 2 somewhere around 20-28 people in northern california in the late 1960s and early 1970s

touchablyalive:

helenish:

Last night I dreamt that Channing Tatum nervously presented me with a dress he’d knitted for me. He clenched his (big, work-roughened) hands in anxious fists while I unfolded it. 

“You don’t have to wear it,” he said, before I could say anything.

The dress was perfect. It was beautiful. It could turn into a skirt.

“You like it?” Channing Tatum said, smiling crookedly.

The dress had pockets.

#if anyone ever asks me about female fantasy and some of the ways it differs from perceived female fantasy #i am just going to cite this post

prozelda:

how am i supposed to be a fun and zesty socializer on tumblr if the fucking replies are still gone. how am i supposed to make casual remarks that slowly lead to friendship