fricklesticks:

Anyone who describes a butthole as an “entrance” in fanfiction just makes me think “knock knock here comes my cock”

maliwanhellfires:

just-shower-thoughts:

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

mosswyrm:

mosswyrm:

why would a fantasy world with dragons and orcs and liches not have gay marriage, i dont fucking understand these nerds who strive to cling to the shittier aspects of reality in fantasy

“check it out, this monster that shoots acid out of its one nostril and it has like a fucked up ostrich body.”

“cool, can my character be trans like me?”

“no, fuck you”

quilavastudy:

I get really confused when americans, when talking about universal health care are like ‘yeh but it’s not free sweaty 🙂 🙂 you have to pay it through taxes 🙂 so gotcha!!’

and I’m like ….???? That’s the whole point??? Everyone pays their fair share so that no one has to be turned away because they don’t have insurance??? And no one has to set up a Fundraiser page just so that they DONT DIE???? So people don’t put off going to the doctor because they’re scared of going bankrupt?? Because healthcare is a RIGHT and should be free at the point of access?!?

unhaunting:

“i wish stupid people didn’t reproduce” is how the liberal expresses their yearning for eugenics in a socially acceptable way and it’s not cool to ever let them off the hook for that

slayboybunny:

everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole

deadinu:

i need stop telling ppl to fight me every 10 seconds bc what if they do? im 5ft what am i gonna do? hide in a vent?