anonymus-maximus-er:

elodieunderglass:

madgastronomer:

notyourexrotic:

flannelperidot:

mandal0rian:

keelahsomethigh:

maternalcube:

goldenfalls:

accomplishmenthunter:

vapemom:

threedogs:

bwitiye:

johnkeynes:

cause-why-thehell-not:

vorematty:

whatthebec:

nobody on this website knows what communism is

its the service of christian worship at which bread and wine are shared

No that’s communion communism was a show on nbc about a community college

you’re thinking of community. communism is a form of birth control that goes over a penis

youre thinking of a condom. communism is the travel to a place on a daily basis to go to work

youre thinking about commute. communism is when you share/exchange ideas,information, or news with someone.

you’re thinking of communication. communism is an electronic device used from storing and processing data.

you’re thinking of a computer. communism is a form of symbiosis where one organism benefits and the other has no effect.

you’re thinking of commensalism. communism is a ceremony in which degrees or diplomas are conferred on graduating students.

youre thinking of commencement. communism is the state in which something has been finished.

You’re thinking of completion, communism is an actively deforming region when two or more tectonic plates move toward each other and collide

you’re thinking of a convergent boundary, communism is the process of burning

you’re thinking of combustion. communism is sympathetic pity and concern for the sufferings or misfortunes of others

You’re thinking of compassion. Communism is the warm fuzzy feeling poly people in relationships feel when their partners find happiness with someone else.

You’re thinking of compersion. Communism is the property of two orbiting objects, such as planets, satellites, or
asteroids, whose orbital periods are in a rational proportion.

You’re thinking of commensurability. Communism is the mathematical property where you can add or multiply numbers in different orders and get the same result, i.e. 5×2 is the same as 2×5.

You’re thinking of commutativity. Communism is a piece of agricultural machinery that does reaping, threshing AND winnowing, instead of having a machine for each.

ceeblathers:

ceeblathers:

ceeblathers:

ceeblathers:

my brother is sitting in the chair in my room studying a practice test thing for his final test before he becomes a fully certified EMT tomorrow and he’s mumbling some of the questions out loud and he just went “a child has fallen from a monkey at school…” and he just got dead quiet and stared at the wall for like a solid minute with the most stricken look on his face before he whispered “there’s no protocol for monkeys”

bro

bro it means monkey bars 

now he’s googling “child falls from monkey” and apparently the only thing that pops up is Fall Out Boy’s “Thnks Fr th Mmrs”

 I M  L AHUGNI N G SO H ARD  HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH MY MOM AND I HEARD HIM JUST STOP MID SENTENCE AND THEN SHOUT “FUCKING MONKEY BARS” 

this was a post meant for like 6 people who actually know my brother and now this is the only image he has on this site he’s the “monkey protocol” guy for almost 100,000 people I give up

rickgrimesbabyface:

Like of course there’s value in learning to find yourself beautiful, but also

People are allowed to be ugly? You don’t owe being pretty to anyone and like “ everyone is beautiful” is not a concept that is able to be grasped by everyone, especially people who have been called ugly their whole lives.

I’d like the self love movement to move beyond “ everyone is beautiful” to “ it’s okay to not be beautiful, it’s okay if you don’t feel beautiful”

Ugliness is alright y’all, it really is.