he didn’t wanna
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coming back home after 6 weeks is way more unsettling than i thought it would be
look, someone needed to be the Family Disappointment and the Gay Cousin and I’m really good at multitasking. just playing up my strengths.
what did the french trademark lawyer say to her wife
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me: *chopping vegetables in my pristine suburban kitchen with 8 burners and marble countertops for my organic holistic dinner which i am cooking*
child: mommy?
me: what is it sweetie?
child: what is “homestuck”?
me: *hands freeze, the knife halfway through a raw carrot. my hands begin to shake, and i have to fight to keep a hold of the utensil. blood rushes in my ears, a cold sweat breaks out on my forehead* wh-where… did you learn that word..?
EY FATTY BOOM BOOM 