When Homestuck is over I want a full tally of how many times Karkat said Fuck throughout the entire comic.
or even better, a tally of the total amount of times “Fuck” has been used in all of homestuck, then find out what percentage of the total mentions of Fuck in homestuck is just Karkat.
Plz
I mean Dave actually curses more times than Karkat in total buT YEAH LETS TALLY IT ALL UP
so on the website readmspathere’s a full transcript of every word ever feature on homestuck and
2547
the word fuck or variations of it is featured 2547 times
if anyone’s willing to go through all of this they are welcome to do so
thats it you know what
i am currently counting every time someone says fuck and im gonna make statistics
wish me luck and courage
i just spent the last fucking 3 hours manually counting every single fuck there is in homestuck
homestuck marked a generation and so many of our lives. for me it’ll be like when naruto ended, bcz i never read/watched naruto but i still felt the impact
idk like, to me naruto ending was more like “finally kishimoto will Free Them from this terrible plot filled with holes and incongruencies” bc naruto had been in steady decline since 2011 or so. i stopped reading homestuck in 2013 or so, but i don’t think the story ever reached a point of clear decline. maybe from the fandom viewpoint since there were a lot of hiatuses, but idk if the story itself ever got truly Bad. but i get what u mean when you compare those two events
i’ve become mostly indifferent about homestuck as the years went by but i’m kinda bummed out about it ending and all
Somebody once told me the
CHAAAAAAANGE
Is gonna roll me
I said yep. What a concept
On her forehead
Somebody
Somebody
Some
Once asked
Is gonna roll
On her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don’t stop
some
But the Meteor men beg to differ
But the Meteor men beg to
differ
Hey now
Somebody once
Hey now
But the Meteor men
But the Meteor men
On her forehead
You’ll never shine if you don’t
body
Hey now, you’re an Allstar
You’re an Allstar
CHAAAAAAANGE
Hey now, you’re a Rockstar
You’re an Allstar
On her forehead
All that glitters is
some
Only shooting stars
Only shooting stars
Only
Some once told me
(STATIC)
But the Meteor men beg to differ
It’s getting pretty thin
The waters getting warm so you
Pretty thin
The ice we skate
The hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate
Meteor men
(THE WORLDS ON FIRE)
How’s about yours
yours
forehead
Hey now, you’re an Allstar
Somebody asked could I
…
I said yep, what a concept
yep
yep
yep
what a concept
what a concept
(whistling)
I like that boat
That is a nice, nice boat.
I like that boat
That is a nice, nice boat
(amalgam of nice nice boat, all that glitters and only shooting stars)
I said yep what a concept. I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little
CHAAAAAAANGE
this is humor on a level i was not prepared for. this is a work of genius
EY FATTY BOOM BOOM 