Pre-nap me: gosh I’m just a lil bit sleepy I could use me a lil nappy nap

Post-nap me: why…. Why do I exist in this world…. How do I know what is real… What is the truth…. I’m so thirsty

when u and ur friends meet up after not seeing each other for ages

liking a character for what they have the potential to be even though in canon they’re a lot less faceted that what you want to envision in your head

kanlaughingalonewithawatermelon:

lesbianshepard:

i went to take a photo of my cat and then he sneezed

ophibell please look at this picture

Me, a menstruater: Why must you constantly prep for babies? Can’t you just wait until after we decide we want babies?
Uterus (now with magical eye, hip flask, and peg leg): CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

bennich-darkfall:

fluffytherapy:

Kitty paw appreciation post.

This is exactly what I needed right now.

Behold! The power of my Stand, Caramelldansen,

Me: *looks at my cat*
Me: You can’t do a damn thing. You don’t pay taxes! You don’t give a care about anything!! You just roll around all day and lick yourself!! What do you even offer to my life!!!!
Cat: :3
Me: I love you.

degasdad:

do you guys have a story in your head and when you’re bored you just add more to it and continue from where you left off

yanderechild:

2 types of friendship

or