gajeely:

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desbreaux:

arewehumanafterall:

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libertybill:

blameaspartame:

Jack off!

Bust a Nut! That’s right! We finally made our pistachio ice cream Nut-Free!

Beat that meat! Our new boca burgers now taste better than ever!

Stroke a fat cock! Our lovable pet roosters are big, fluffy, and ready to be adopted!

Take ya Dick out! Our mayor Richard Dickson will not be running another campaign!!

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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