Best lines in Stardust Crusaders, a partial list

imperiatrix:

• “Do not worry, my lily white friends”
• “I am the nicest man in the world. I have girlfriends everywhere.”
• “Bathroom disasters are Polnareff’s thing. This is not in line with my image.”
• “I won. Part 3 is over.” “And who is going to replace me as the protagonist? You?”
• “We are friends. Friends of justice.”
• (Polnareff, after Kakyoin elbows him in the face) “Thank you, Kakyoin.”
• “My fourth wish is to not listen to your wishes.”
• “Are you really trying to shoot me? I like you.”
• “I’m pretty confident. I play video games sometimes.” (Kakyoin, about to fight a nigh-invincible vampire)