fineillsignup:

this-too-too-sullied-flesh:

fic I’m reading: *the otp, on an unwilling adventure together, arrive at an inn*

me: please let there only be one room available please let there only be one room available

fic: “I’m afraid there’s only one room available”

me: please let it have only one bed please let it have only one bed

fic: there is only one bed

me: 😭😭😭😭😭👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

update: there is actual bedsharing and I am on fire, why am I like this, why do I want to die every time I read the same fucking trope over and over and over and over

The fic: One half of OTP is out in snowy weather

Me: go on

The fic: and there’s a snowstorm

Me: oh other half go look for them

The fic: and the other half finds them

Me: suffering from hypothermia

The fic: suffering from hypothermia

Me: do they find a makeshift shelter like maybe a cave or

The fic: they find an abandoned little cabin

Me: oh yeah that’s the stuff keep going

The fic: and healthy half builds a fire but it isn’t enough

Me: hit me with it

The fic: so healthy half strips them both down and they snuggle naked under the covers

Me: YEssssSSSSS 😍😍😍😍😍