a guide to jjba part subfandoms

Phantom Blood: pretty quiet and content, a continuous producer of cute fanart. still wondering when that Speedwagon figma is gonna come tho.
Battle Tendency: they are cold and starving. Their only comfort is that at least Joseph stuck around. they huddle for warmth and whisper prayers to eachother in the moonlight. “One day Araki will remember us”, they say. “One day.”
Stardust Crusaders: well kept, well supplied and content. drowning in content and merch. wont stop memeing. /cant/ stop memeing. really tired of hearing about about how overly popular part 3 is, but they know its true.
Diamond is Unbreakable: incredibly friendly, incredibly colourful, incredibly sweet and loveable, regularly make blood sacrifices to Araki for allowing Okuyasu to live
Vento Aureo: a filthy, sin-filled cesspool of individuals struggling not drown in their own pool of grief-striken tears
Stone Ocean: none of them actually survived the end of stone ocean
Steel Ball Run: aggressively contemplative philosophers or massive fucking memelords, with a huge overlap between the two. probably has battle tendency as a second or third favourite.
Jojolion: they dont know whats going on. no one knows whats going on. but goddammit theyre having a good time.