timefortigers:

blurds:

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/jun/09/seagull-turns-orange-after-falling-into-vat-of-chicken-tikka-masala

two things that are important about this article: 

1. the headline is “Spice Gull”
2. “The thing that shocked us the most was the smell. He smelled amazing, he really smelled good.”