*Licks a spider* I’M AN AUTHOR
*Punches a sixth grader in the face* I AM THE BEST AT ROCK PAPER SCISSORS
*Steals a baby* I MAKE MY OWN LUCK
*Licks a spider* I’M AN AUTHOR
*Punches a sixth grader in the face* I AM THE BEST AT ROCK PAPER SCISSORS
*Steals a baby* I MAKE MY OWN LUCK