the signs advice when you’re having boy troubles

*before you’ve even said anything* “lmao dump him”: Capricorn, ARIES, Gemini
“you gave a boy??? power to hurt you??? a b o y?”: Leo, Libra, SCORPIO
“ummm same?? i was just about to come to you???”: Cancer, Virgo, PISCES
*gives you super deep advice then ends it with “…but idk” so they’re not responsible for the outcome*: AQUARIUS, Sagittarius, Taurus