deerstroyer:

Yeah, what y’all know about um, getting your kung fu nunchuck panda on in the parking lot of the local food lion? Get it, my man, he out here doing it. Yeah, that’s right. I’m 58, 63 years old, out here on the side of my pickup truck in the food lion, and I’ll whup a fool upside his head. I’m out here practicing, getting ready for Easter Sunday. Jesus gon’ rise up, I’mma whup the devil. Right out here in the parking lot. Pickup truck, radio playing. Sunglasses, ain’t no sun. It’s cloudy, overcast, but I’m out here with my gloves and my nunchucks. One man, one lord, one faith, one baptism, two nunchucks up in the air like Mary Lou Retton, pow! Behind the back. Bust your finger, that hurt, uh huh, yep, yep, shake it off homie, shake it off, shake it off. Yep, tore that finger UP. Yeaaaaaaah buddy, time to call it quits. Look like the devil won this round, folks. Gon’ have to get back in the car, get me a band aid, shake it off, shake it off.