The signs as things my Freshman History Teacher has done

Aries: Hides above the doorway for 15 minutes to see her students reactions, and then jumps down causing a junior to pee himself
Taurus: frequently jumping on students desks to make points
Gemini: convinced a kid to steal from her car without him knowing to teach a lesson about Hitler
Cancer: cancelled class to steal things from the culinary room and make breakfast
Leo: Started doing parkour around the room using students desks
Virgo: spends an entire class period complaining about her brother, who hides from the government and lives on the road, and then attempting to FaceTime him
Libra: teaches an entire class from the top of a filing cabinet because no one was paying attention
Scorpio: Lowering Puppets down into the French Room from the ceiling, causing a disturbance
Sagittarius: spends her entire class period trying to teach her class how to whip a nae nae
Capricorn: pauses class to talk about her sister, who purposely fainted at her wedding so she would be the center of attention
Aquarius: paused class to show a vine causing a school-wide meme
Pisces: frequently comes into the French Room through the ceiling, only to ask for things like erasers or an extra pencil