THE SIGNS AS BODY PARTS

Aries: I am the head. I am your sense of smell, taste, sight, and sound. Life wouldn’t be so fun without me.
Taurus: Well, I’m the neck. You can’t do much with a broken neck.
Gemini: And I am the arms, your hands, your fingers. Without me, there would be no writing, painting, music, or loving.
Cancer: I am the breasts and stomach. It’s hard to conceive and care for a child without me, so there goes the entire human race.
Leo: I am the spine and heart. You can exist as spineless or heartless, but everyone will hate you for it.
Virgo: So? I am the kidneys, liver, and stomach. I keep your body from becoming a toxic wasteland.
Libra: I am the hips. I keep things balanced, but I break easily because I’m fragile and difficult to replace.
Scorpio: I am the genitals. Need I say more?
Sagittarius: I am the thighs. I’ll get you to where you’re going, and I’ll jiggle every step of the way.
Capricorn: I am the knees. I am constantly in pain
Aquarius: I am the ankles. Fragile but everyone insists putting the weight of the world on me.
Pisces: I am the feet. Without me, there would be one less weird fetish in the world. Also I occasionally smell bad