hufflepuff-with-anger-issues:

spoopyjanecrocker:

tablefilpapocalypse:

rorzeebubbles:

emmypupcake:

flame-cat:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

alexander-the-spooky:

moirails-for-life-yo:

justanundeadowl:

visualvexation:

drkotobuki:

jeon-wonwon:

adoerable:

homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’

“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”

“shit. let’s be santa”

“Strider fuck off, and by fuck off I mean fuck off right back over here you insufferable prick.”

“i’m 13 u egg”

“Well shit. That’s a hell of a mystery. No one thought was a mystery. And didn’t even really need solving. But damn if it didn’t just get solved. So nice work.”

“Oh, ha ha! If smug was a motorcycle, it just jumped over a fucking canyon. The crowd goes wild with dismay, and then commits mass suicide.”

“Dave are you talking through the little foam ass again?”
“Sorry I can’t hear you through the little foam ass.”

“the thing about penis ouija is you can never be sure who drew the dicks

was it you or me or maybe a ghooooooost?”

Man, being blind is dumb, can I like grope you or something to get up to date on your appearance, would that be weird?

“PUT THOSE EYEBROWS BACK DOWN BEFORE MY HOT ACID RAGE BREATH BURNS THEM OFF”

“Shucks!!!!!”
“Hey, I’m upset about it too, but let’s watch the fucking language.”

“dude you arent listening. although a gay butterfly effect is a pretty funny idea lets not dismiss that as a concept altogether”