pilferingapples:

bobcatmoran:

aporeticelenchus:

I- I genuinely don’t even know what to do with this information

(From Les Miserables: Conversion, Revolution, Redemption)

#’NOW BRING ME PRISONER DATE-HIS-PARENTS-HAD-SEX’#’WE’VE DONE THE MATH AND FOUND YOU CAME NEXT’#’YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS’#’Yes I was conceived’ (tags via aporeticelenchus) 

My favorite thing about this is that Hugo almost certainly made it up

This is just Victor Hugo’s headcanon ABOUT VICTOR HUGO.