the signs as brazilian twitter phrases badly translated into english

aries: you are so fake that you should be called fakian
taurus: every day is a 7 against 1
gemini: i don’t have patience for who’s starting
cancer: another hard day for the zenemies
leo: you shOULDN’T EVEN BE HERE, BEAUTIFUL
virgo: ROSANA I’M SHAKING
libra: I LOOK TO THE KEYBOARD AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY… JUST FEEL…
scorpio: lost case, not even the devil wants it
sagittarius: GIRLS ARE TOO++++ ANNOYING AFF BUT IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL THE FACE
capricorn: i am busy doing a lot of nothings
aquarius: riend this way i can’t defend you
pisces: looks like the game has turned, isn’t it?