alouettesque:
- I lost my little sibling in IKEA and I need your help finding them
- I work at the animal shelter and you always come in to pet the cats when you’re sad
- “Oh so you’re the camp counselor my little sibling keeps talking about”
- We both have friends who party too hard and we keep running into each other in the bathroom while we hold their hair back
- We showed up at a book club meeting but we’re the only people there who are not interested in Nicholas Sparks
- We both signed up for an adventure cycling class and we’re the slowest people so we always end up biking together at the back
- I work at Chuck E. Cheese and your sibling is having a huge birthday party
- Your RA almost caught your illegal cat but I convinced them that it was just me meowing
- I have a service dog and you’re failing this class because you just stare at it instead of taking notes
- Our little siblings are on rival sports teams and I’ve made it my life goal to cheer louder than you
- Someone gave me a fake phone number and it’s actually yours
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