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So I was working at the zoo today and this macaw we have needed a quick check-up because someone thought they saw it eating a candy bar but it only comes if someone is playing “Cotton Eyed Joe” (it’s a macaw someone owned for a long time but had to get rid of and the zoo offered to take it and I guess whoever owned it previously really liked Cotton Eyed Joe) and we didn’t wanna stress the bird out by tranqing it so we needed someone who knew the lyrics to Cotton Eyed Joe but no one else knew it and I just took off my shoes and silently whispered “my time has come” and everyone thought I was fucking joking until I broke out into the dumb fucking dance and started singing. I think that’s the only time that skill will ever be useful to me, but I fucking did it, be proud of me