kumagawa:

> england 1432

> king recruits peasants for a militia in his campaign

> one peasant steps forward and says he has a family and does not want to risk his life

> king asks him what greater feeling is there than dying for his liege

> peasant cries out he would much rather die for Lord Deez of Italy

> king yells and asks just who is this Lord Deez who would cause such cowardice

> mfw peasant yells out “ DEEZ NUTS ” and is hung from the gallows