urdnot, before I hit a bookshelf then the floor gasping with laughter (via peggylives)

#MAN HALF NOT MAN #IS THE FUCKING STRONG #aCCEPTED BY ELF FAERIE WARRIORS #SECRET KING ASSASSIN FUCKER (via urdnot)

BONUS ROUND: “White woman finds herself doing thing not white woman do every day.”

(via ignitesthestars)

WHITE MAN. HES SAD. HE SMOKES CIGARETTES ON A BROOKLYN ROOFTOP AND DRINKS A LOT PROBABLY. HES WORKING ON A NOVEL ABOUT HIS EXISTENTIAL CRISIS AND THE WHOLE BOOK IS ACCUALLY THE NOVEL HAHA HOW META AND CLEVER

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