multitrackdrifting:

>year of lord 1432
>pigeon arrives bearing a scroll
>scroll reads “art thou the knight of D’s?”
>tis signed by king henry the iv
>send reply inquiring as to his meaning
>3 weeks pass
>carrier pigeon arrives once more
>”DEEZ NUTS UPON THY MOUTH FOUL KNAVE HAA” 
>tfw the king of england made me endure a months wait only to tarnish my name