Last night I went on yik yak and posted the eggplant emoji until they were the only yaks on the feed. Today I went to check it and it turns out I’ve been suspended for the next 12995 days. Or in simpler terms, the next 35.6 years.
I will tell this story to my grand children. And on July 5th, 2050 I will return with more eggplant emojis.
EY FATTY BOOM BOOM 