y do u wanna fight caravaggio tho

assassinregrets:

caravaggio was a beer bottle smashing nutter who would fight literally anyone for literally any reason, one time he tableflipped over some fucking fried artichokes, he got drunk and threw rocks at cops and ran away cackling, he got banished from at least 3 cities for being a huge jerkwad, he killed some dude over a fucking tennis game, it just goes on and on

how he managed to get any art done at all is the real question